Saturday, September 12, 2009

Celebrate the 9-12 Project! First: Remove Brain.

Glenn Beck is a funny boy.

He created this whole silly "9-12 Project" that's supposed to be about Americans taking back their country from that guy stole the presidency by getting most electoral and popular votes. And don't forget about those nasty socialists who maintained their majority in both houses of Congress. Americans don't really want them there. Voting is stupid and in no way reflective of what Americans really think.

The only way we can know what Americans REALLY want is to watch Glenn Beck while he talks about how terrible Obama is while Nazi's march in the background.

Just like a good Republican, Beck's solution for getting attention is to link his little project to the tragic events of September 11th. Which is totally valid right? Let's ask Glenn Beck:
It’s really not the way I would go, tying my movement in with a historical terrorist attack, especially in post-9/11 America.
Oh, but wait! That was different! He was talking about someone other than himself! Ron Paul and his organizers set up a little fundraiser on Guy Fawkes' Day. They weren't ACTUALLY tying their movement into 9-11. Only Glenn Beck is doing that.

Other gems from Glenn Beck:

“And when I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, "Oh shut up!" I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. And we did our best for them.”


“And that's all we're hearing about, are the people in New Orleans. Those are the only ones we're seeing on television are the scumbags -- and again, it's not all the people in New Orleans. Most of the people in New Orleans got out! It's just a small percentage of those who were left in New Orleans, or who decided to stay in New Orleans, and they're getting all the attention.”

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