Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tired of Those Stupid "Scientists" Telling You About Earth?!

Do you have trouble with science? Is it too tricky? Boy, do I have a solution for you! No longer do you need to worry about elitist concepts like evolution, geology, or physics. If it's complicated, it's probably not true.

Kent Hovind is a gentleman who provides an alternative to all those claims from those "oh-so-fancy experts."

Among my favorite claims:
  • There is snow in the North and South Pole because a "ice meteor" dumped a bunch of superfreezing snow on Earth, and our magnetosphere dumped it all on the poles.
  • This superfreezing snow caught the mammoths unaware, and they were frozen solid while standing up, "and couldn't even fall down."
  • The mammoths weren't able to survive because they weren't designed to be in the cold, because they have long hair, and so do some animals in tropical regions.
  • Impressed by the sheer awesomeness of the Grand Canyon? Don't be. It was done in a couple weeks.
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