Thursday, October 15, 2009

Glenn Beck Driven to Tears By Old Commercials

Glenn Beck cried on air again this evening, and it's really super cute. America's just a teenager who got beer poured all over her. It's not her fault. She just needs to be honest. And then Daddy will do what's right. Got it? Toss in an old pop commercial and BAM, you get the modern conservative movement.

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  1. Remember when white people were in charge of things like whether you could have a coke, and only white people could afford kodak (which is why only white people are in the referenced commercial)? I could just cry a big alligator tear for those good old days.

    WHO FUCKING LISTENS TO THIS AND IS MOVED?

    -nico

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